I am Lucas, Mummy calls me a monster. I am 8 years old, and go to Sunnyhill Primary school. I also have a sister, her name is Rose, and she is 5. We go to the same school together. I have a pet cat, called Riot - he is all black and Rose says he is wicked. Rose does not like cats - she prefers ponies, but we do not have one. Mum says our garden is not big enough and sometimes she adds something like:'Over my dead body!' and reminds me to clean the fish tank. She does not tell Rose to do this - although it is Rose's tank, but she is not allowed to touch it.
Once Rose tried to clean it and spilled the water all over the carpet in the living room. Mummy was very angry!!! So was Dad, as he had to help Mummy clean the carpet with a special hoover he bought a long time ago - and does not let anyone touch it. He says we all ( including Mummy) are not qualified enough to use it. When he says it, Mum usually takes her kitchen apron off and shouts talented man as Dad is surely qualified enough to cook his own dinner. I like it when it happens, as Dad - after a few burnt pans and kitchen totally flooded and messy - usually gives up and orders a pizza. He then takes a bottle of wine out and after a dinner they have a glass with Mummy. 'We should do this more often' - says Mum, visibly relaxed.
A note from the writer - this is not a blog about my family, although some situations really happened. The characters and most of the situations are fictional,as are the locations ( actually, my husband is a really good cook!) - treat it as a book in chapters:) And enjoy!
